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AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I Knew It!

June 17, 2011 by
I told you guys that Steven Spielberg Hates Me and now it seems he saw that post and has decided to hate me even more. His hatred knows no limits.
I have just found out that he wants to make ANOTHER Jurassic Park.
There are only two things I fear in this world. Aliens, which we’ve covered, and Dinosaurs. And yes, I know they’re extinct but they are SCARY. And Jurassic Park just keeps bringing them to life over and over and over again. I had thought this terrifying part of my life was over. I was wrong. Steven Spielberg is not content to show his hatred for me in alien movies alone, he wants to take his hatred to the next level, by releasing alien and dinosaur movies at the same time.
This time of my life shall henceforth be known as “the terror”. I may need to invest in some nightlights and comforting blankies.

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