Our dog’s name is Dobby Godzilla. Last night, he killed a moth.
Did anyone else get as ridiculously excited as I did?
Godzilla killed Moth(ra). Get it???
Won’t you join me in my geekery? No? That’s cool, I’m used to it. I’ll just be sitting here with a huge smile on my face loving the shit out of life because Dobby Godzilla killed Mothra.
Dobby Godzilla is such a badass.