October 23, 2012 by
I grew up in Austin, so I’m allowed to think these things.
If Austin had a smell it would be an equally appealing and repulsive mixture of marijuana, patchouli, and cedar
This is one of the only places I know of where you can see a man in a nice three piece suit skateboarding to work
Austinites want everyone to love Austin, but no one to move here
Whole Foods was started in Austin. You’re welcome world. Unless you hate Whole Foods and then we think you’re right it’s totally pretentious.
Getting the $50 3-day ACL tickets is like catching a musical chupacabra
Finding a free parking spot anywhere downtown ever is like catching a unicorn
People in Austin talk like they’re auditioning for their own show on NPR
This has been Austin Thoughts with Girl On The Contrary.
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