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Austin Thoughts With

October 23, 2012 by

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I grew up in Austin, so I’m allowed to think these things.

  • If Austin had a smell it would be an equally appealing and repulsive mixture of marijuana, patchouli, and cedar
  • This is one of the only places I know of where you can see a man in a nice three piece suit skateboarding to work
  • Austinites want everyone to love Austin, but no one to move here
  • Whole Foods was started in Austin. You’re welcome world. Unless you hate Whole Foods and then we think you’re right it’s totally pretentious.
  • Getting the $50 3-day ACL tickets is like catching a musical chupacabra
  • Finding a free parking spot anywhere downtown ever is like catching a unicorn
  • People in Austin talk like they’re auditioning for their own show on NPR

    This has been Austin Thoughts with .

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