I’ve been so uninspired lately y’all. It’s like every ounce of funny in my body is being sucked out by the vampire known as “full-time job”. And yesterday, while I was in the midst of a major suck-fest at my full-time job, I had to run to the bathroom, at which point I was able to look in the mirror for the first time since I had been at work.
My boob had popped out of my bra. No one saw it or anything, but I have no idea how long it had been since my boob freed itself from the confines of my bra.
Basically, I’m this person. Minus the pharmaceuticals. I’m this way NATURALLY. Also, less make up and apparently more boob.