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I’ve a concept on life. It’s actually good. It’s known as the Dory concept. It goes a little bit one thing like this- “simply preserve swimming, simply preserve swimming, simply preserve swimming…”
In case you didn’t get the Discovering Nemo reference then I don’t know why you’re studying my weblog. You most likely don’t belong right here if you happen to haven’t seen that film. Or possibly you do. Possibly you want my weblog for that very motive. Who’s to say? Go forward and preserve studying.
In life, you simply need to preserve swimming. In case you cease swimming you’ll die, like sharks. I don’t know the way you you are feeling about it however I feel dying like a shark might be within the prime 10 of worst methods to die. I imply, they will breathe beneath water they usually nonetheless drown- after which they simply float there after which killer whales eat them after which killer whales poop them out after which fish eat the killer whale shark poop after which these fish poop out the shark poop and plankton eat the shark fish poop. Dreadful. And unhappy. Poor sharks. I’m sorry to get so graphic however I actually wished to emphasise how necessary it’s to maintain swimming.
Possibly, if you’re a mermaid this doesn’t look like such a tough factor to do. Touche mermaid- you will have a degree. For these of us who aren’t mermaids (and I’m simply guessing right here however I feel nearly all of us aren’t mermaids) now we have a more durable time of it. I feel what makes it so onerous is that it doesn’t contain precise swimming- I imply it may if you happen to have been like shipwrecked and in the course of the ocean since you would undoubtedly must be actually swimming in that scenario- however what I imply actually is to maintain going. Maintain residing even when it appears not possible and you’re overwhelmed by the whole lot. I assume my motto could possibly be “simply preserve residing” however that sounds lame and isn’t metaphorical and doesn’t have a music related to it.
And generally issues are actually terrible and also you simply need to keep in mattress all day watching actuality TV (which, let’s be trustworthy makes the whole lot worse) and consuming ice cream. However you’ll be able to’t do this. I imply certain, possibly if it’s like a weekend then it could be okay however on Monday you simply have to begin swimming once more. Why? I don’t know as a result of that’s life. As a result of I stated so? Possibly. Not satisfied? Yeah, I’m doing a fairly unhealthy job of explaining it.
What I imply is that if you happen to preserve swimming- preserve residing as greatest you can- then issues will get higher. I promise (in a non-binding type of approach). That isn’t to say nothing unhealthy will occur, I do know unhealthy issues occur on a regular basis and generally they occur to me however I simply sing the simply preserve swimming music to myself and stick with it. As a result of on the very least, when issues suck, you at the very least get a music out of it. Actually, possibly I ought to change my motto to “simply sing a music.” That works too.
Okay- so to recap, you need to simply preserve swimming and sing songs. This can be the perfect life motto ever. And I’m giving it to you without spending a dime. Which I feel makes me certified for sainthood after I die.
Saint .
Actually that is Saint Dympna. Patron saint of the mentally sick, incest victims, and runaways. I could go to hell for this.

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