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I’ve a idea on life. It’s actually sensible. It’s known as the Dory idea. It goes a bit of one thing like this- “simply preserve swimming, simply preserve swimming, simply preserve swimming…”
If you happen to didn’t get the Discovering Nemo reference then I don’t know why you’re studying my weblog. You in all probability don’t belong right here if you happen to haven’t seen that film. Or possibly you do. Perhaps you want my weblog for that very purpose. Who’s to say? Go forward and preserve studying.
In life, you simply must preserve swimming. If you happen to cease swimming you’ll die, like sharks. I don’t know the way you you are feeling about it however I believe dying like a shark might be within the high 10 of worst methods to die. I imply, they’ll breathe underneath water they usually nonetheless drown- after which they simply float there after which killer whales eat them after which killer whales poop them out after which fish eat the killer whale shark poop after which these fish poop out the shark poop and plankton eat the shark fish poop. Dreadful. And unhappy. Poor sharks. I’m sorry to get so graphic however I actually needed to emphasise how essential it’s to maintain swimming.
Perhaps, in case you are a mermaid this doesn’t seem to be such a tough factor to do. Touche mermaid- you will have some extent. For these of us who aren’t mermaids (and I’m simply guessing right here however I believe the vast majority of us aren’t mermaids) we’ve a tougher time of it. I believe what makes it so onerous is that it doesn’t contain precise swimming- I imply it might if you happen to had been like shipwrecked and in the midst of the ocean since you would undoubtedly have to be actually swimming in that scenario- however what I imply actually is to maintain going. Preserve dwelling even when it appears not possible and you’re overwhelmed by all the pieces. I suppose my motto may very well be “simply preserve dwelling” however that sounds lame and isn’t metaphorical and doesn’t have a track related to it.
And typically issues are actually terrible and also you simply need to keep in mattress all day watching actuality TV (which, let’s be sincere makes all the pieces worse) and consuming ice cream. However you may’t do this. I imply certain, possibly if it’s like a weekend then it could be okay however on Monday you simply have to begin swimming once more. Why? I don’t know as a result of that’s life. As a result of I mentioned so? Perhaps. Not satisfied? Yeah, I’m doing a reasonably dangerous job of explaining it.
What I imply is that if you happen to preserve swimming- preserve dwelling as finest you can- then issues will get higher. I promise (in a non-binding type of method). That isn’t to say nothing dangerous will occur, I do know dangerous issues occur on a regular basis and typically they occur to me however I simply sing the simply preserve swimming track to myself and keep it up. As a result of on the very least, when issues suck, you at the least get a track out of it. Actually, possibly I ought to change my motto to “simply sing a track.” That works too.
Okay- so to recap, it’s best to simply preserve swimming and sing songs. This can be the very best life motto ever. And I’m giving it to you free of charge. Which I believe makes me certified for sainthood after I die.
Saint .
Actually that is Saint Dympna. Patron saint of the mentally in poor health, incest victims, and runaways. I could go to hell for this.

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