Fun fact – if you are artificially inseminating your dog you get a choice of semen. It can be fresh, frozen, or chilled.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
I mean, it is a joke insofar as it made me laugh for 10 minutes straight and say things like “Are they ordering shrimp or semen??!!” But it’s not a joke in that it is a really real thing that you have to decide if you are artificially inseminating your dog.
For the record, I’m not planning on artificially inseminating a dog and I don’t have a good reason for knowing about this. Really, I shouldn’t be allowed to have access to Google. Only strange things come of it.