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If I Responded To Spam….

I attempt actually onerous to ensure that spam doesn’t get revealed within the feedback as a result of spam is one thing that must be eaten whereas vacationing in Hawaii, not one thing that ought to present up in your weblog. This doesn’t imply that I don’t need to reply to these feedback, some are so ridiculous that I can’t assist however need to reply as a result of I take pleasure in laughing at robots. Until the robots do finally take over sooner or later, in that case, I used to be completely laughing *with* them and never at them.

Spam remark: You actually stick it to the media on this submit! Your take is biting. [redacted link for Viagra]

My imaginary response: This submit is about farts. I’m probably not the biting sort, I realized to not chew in kindergarten and it’s a type of classes that basically caught with me.

Spam remark: This text isn’t as onerous hitting because it might have been. I’m having fun with each article.

My imaginary response: Blended messages. Did I used thus far you?

Spam remark: Purchase gold jewellery from [redacted link]

My imaginary response: Your mom.

Wow. That felt good. Very cathartic. In your robotic faces spam machines!

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