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I’ve a principle on life. It’s actually sensible. It’s referred to as the Dory principle. It goes a bit one thing like this- “simply preserve swimming, simply preserve swimming, simply preserve swimming…”
Should you didn’t get the Discovering Nemo reference then I don’t know why you might be studying my weblog. You in all probability don’t belong right here in the event you haven’t seen that film. Or perhaps you do. Possibly you want my weblog for that very purpose. Who’s to say? Go forward and preserve studying.
In life, you simply need to preserve swimming. Should you cease swimming you’ll die, like sharks. I don’t understand how you you are feeling about it however I feel dying like a shark might be within the prime 10 of worst methods to die. I imply, they will breathe below water and so they nonetheless drown- after which they only float there after which killer whales eat them after which killer whales poop them out after which fish eat the killer whale shark poop after which these fish poop out the shark poop and plankton eat the shark fish poop. Dreadful. And unhappy. Poor sharks. I’m sorry to get so graphic however I actually needed to emphasise how vital it’s to maintain swimming.
Possibly, in case you are a mermaid this doesn’t seem to be such a tough factor to do. Touche mermaid- you may have a degree. For these of us who aren’t mermaids (and I’m simply guessing right here however I feel the vast majority of us aren’t mermaids) we have now a tougher time of it. I feel what makes it so onerous is that it doesn’t contain precise swimming- I imply it may in the event you had been like shipwrecked and in the midst of the ocean since you would undoubtedly must be actually swimming in that scenario- however what I imply actually is to maintain going. Hold residing even when it appears unattainable and you might be overwhelmed by all the pieces. I assume my motto might be “simply preserve residing” however that sounds lame and isn’t metaphorical and doesn’t have a track related to it.
And typically issues are actually terrible and also you simply need to keep in mattress all day watching actuality TV (which, let’s be trustworthy makes all the pieces worse) and consuming ice cream. However you’ll be able to’t try this. I imply certain, perhaps if it’s like a weekend then it might be okay however on Monday you simply have to start out swimming once more. Why? I don’t know as a result of that’s life. As a result of I mentioned so? Possibly. Not satisfied? Yeah, I’m doing a fairly dangerous job of explaining it.
What I imply is that in the event you preserve swimming- preserve residing as greatest you can- then issues will get higher. I promise (in a non-binding kind of method). That isn’t to say nothing dangerous will occur, I do know dangerous issues occur on a regular basis and typically they occur to me however I simply sing the simply preserve swimming track to myself and keep on. As a result of on the very least, when issues suck, you at the very least get a track out of it. In actual fact, perhaps I ought to change my motto to “simply sing a track.” That works too.
Okay- so to recap, you must simply preserve swimming and sing songs. This can be one of the best life motto ever. And I’m giving it to you without cost. Which I feel makes me certified for sainthood after I die.
Saint .
Actually that is Saint Dympna. Patron saint of the mentally in poor health, incest victims, and runaways. I could go to hell for this.