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I’ve a concept on life. It’s actually sensible. It’s known as the Dory concept. It goes just a little one thing like this- “simply hold swimming, simply hold swimming, simply hold swimming…”
In case you didn’t get the Discovering Nemo reference then I don’t know why you might be studying my weblog. You most likely don’t belong right here in the event you haven’t seen that film. Or possibly you do. Perhaps you want my weblog for that very cause. Who’s to say? Go forward and hold studying.
In life, you simply must hold swimming. In case you cease swimming you’ll die, like sharks. I don’t understand how you you’re feeling about it however I feel dying like a shark might be within the high 10 of worst methods to die. I imply, they’ll breathe below water they usually nonetheless drown- after which they simply float there after which killer whales eat them after which killer whales poop them out after which fish eat the killer whale shark poop after which these fish poop out the shark poop and plankton eat the shark fish poop. Dreadful. And unhappy. Poor sharks. I’m sorry to get so graphic however I actually needed to emphasise how essential it’s to maintain swimming.
Perhaps, if you’re a mermaid this doesn’t appear to be such a tough factor to do. Touche mermaid- you may have some extent. For these of us who aren’t mermaids (and I’m simply guessing right here however I feel the vast majority of us aren’t mermaids) we now have a tougher time of it. I feel what makes it so laborious is that it doesn’t contain precise swimming- I imply it may in the event you have been like shipwrecked and in the course of the ocean since you would undoubtedly have to be actually swimming in that scenario- however what I imply actually is to maintain going. Preserve dwelling even when it appears unimaginable and you might be overwhelmed by all the pieces. I suppose my motto could possibly be “simply hold dwelling” however that sounds lame and isn’t metaphorical and doesn’t have a track related to it.
And typically issues are actually terrible and also you simply need to keep in mattress all day watching actuality TV (which, let’s be trustworthy makes all the pieces worse) and consuming ice cream. However you may’t try this. I imply certain, possibly if it’s like a weekend then it could be okay however on Monday you simply have to start out swimming once more. Why? I don’t know as a result of that’s life. As a result of I mentioned so? Perhaps. Not satisfied? Yeah, I’m doing a reasonably dangerous job of explaining it.
What I imply is that in the event you hold swimming- hold dwelling as finest you can- then issues will get higher. I promise (in a non-binding kind of manner). That isn’t to say nothing dangerous will occur, I do know dangerous issues occur on a regular basis and typically they occur to me however I simply sing the simply hold swimming track to myself and stick with it. As a result of on the very least, when issues suck, you a minimum of get a track out of it. The truth is, possibly I ought to change my motto to “simply sing a track.” That works too.
Okay- so to recap, you need to simply hold swimming and sing songs. This can be the perfect life motto ever. And I’m giving it to you without cost. Which I feel makes me certified for sainthood after I die.
Saint .
Actually that is Saint Dympna. Patron saint of the mentally unwell, incest victims, and runaways. I could go to hell for this.

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