Grammy fell and broke her hip last Thursday, but she is recuperating nicely and is expected to heal up completely. I spent the night with her at the hospital on Saturday. She was in typical Grammy form.
Grammy: Oh honey, I’m sorry. I think I’m moonshining you.
Me: Grammy, I think you mean mooning me.
Grammy: Well, it’s something to do with moons.
Me: I wouldn’t say no to some moonshine though, if you had it handy.
Grammy: I’m all out sweetheart.