Posted in Humor, Life, tagged Humor, Life, nature on July 13, 2012 | 30 Comments »
This morning, as I was leaving for work, I saw a bird fighting a squirrel y’all. No joke. A bird (has wings, will fly) and a squirrel (loves nuts probably carries plague) FIGHTING EACH OTHER. It was like animal kingdom mortal combat. The bird kept dive bombing the squirrel and pecking it with its beak, […]
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Posted in Humor, Life, tagged Humor, Life, nature on May 8, 2012 | 38 Comments »
Once upon a time, I thought of myself as a nature lover. Then, last week I was walking to dinner with Captain Thoughtful and I saw something that has forever changed me and convinced me that I should stay inside at all times. I saw a crow pecking a tiny sparrow to death. True story. It […]
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Posted in Humor, Life, tagged Humor, Life, nature on May 1, 2012 | 39 Comments »
Here in Tejas, we have fire ants. And those fire ants will occasionally bite you. And that literally stings- they aren’t called fire ants for nothing. Of course, my first instinct is to squash the thing that bit me and that’s what I do. I slap the hell out of that fire ant and send […]
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Posted in Life, tagged animals, birds, Humor, insects, Life, lions, murder, nature, praying mantis, Violence on August 11, 2010 | 19 Comments »
So, I’ve been watching a lot of Discovery Channel (uh, last week was Shark Week- duh.) and Animal Planet. I’ve come to the conclusion that nature is really cruel and sometimes super gross. I mean, I definitely still love nature and I really love being out in it I just don’t want to see it […]
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