If I had a dollar for every time a Nebraskan has told me I don’t “sound Texan”, I could literally buy Nebraska. But I would probably spend that money on tacos.
Dear Lincoln Nebraska,
Surely there is a better day to test the tornado sirens than on a day where conditions could result in a tornado. Maybe pick a nice sunny day with no wind next time. All of the people will thank you for it. And if you can’t pick a nice sunny day, then maybe try to let people know before you sound the sirens that it is just a test and that running to their basements with a bug out bag and a frightened puppy is totally unnecessary.
Just a thought I had.