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Carl Jung, Shadow, and Self – The Mechanics of Your Darkish Facet - Fly agaric

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I’ll look so scorching on this.
Guys. For actual. I like the web. Really, I like web searchers, as a result of y’all are wonderful. The search phrases I’ve been getting just lately have been nothing however pure gold. Pure. Gold. You guys have made me so happy- you don’t even know. Positive, at first I used to be somewhat confused, perhaps even flabbergasted, however then pleasure stuffed my coronary heart and the world felt like a secure and glad place. You restore my hope. You’re hope restorers.
* Boyfriend calls me dumpling. 8 of you looked for this, or perhaps simply 2 of you 4 occasions, or 4 of you 2 occasions, or 1 of you 8 occasions. Regardless, it led to my outdated woman (that’s what I name my weblog) each time. And I’ve this to say to you, in case your boyfriend calls you dumpling, I feel you must name him “ex”.
* Aliens need to drink your blood. I do know, proper?! It’s vital that we acknowledge that reality and put together ourselves in case of alien invasion. Or perhaps you had been excited about vampires, however we should always in all probability arm ourselves towards them as effectively. I’m afraid all that Twilight enterprise has led us right into a false safety.
*12 12 months outdated birthday cake. 15 individuals searched this and I’m like…gross. Y’all mustn’t eat that. It’s in all probability lined in mold- though, it’s in all probability penicillin by now so perhaps you’re simply being sensible and avoiding your co-pay on the docs workplace.
*Pitiful. 25 individuals searched this within the final month. All I’ve to say to that’s “Yo mama.”
* I wasn’t that drunk-man you! Not solely do I feel you had been, in actual fact, that drunk, I feel you might be nonetheless in all probability drunk. Don’t drink and Google y’all. Individuals may get harm.
* Recommendation column about woman issues. 68 individuals searched this and located my weblog within the final month. Which is bizarre as a result of that’s not what this weblog is in any respect, however I’m nothing if not a individuals pleaser so…..tampons are your folks, don’t put on a push-up bra to the fitness center, don’t put on a brief skirt to satisfy the mother and father, wash your hair ceaselessly, get a facial each infrequently, don’t choose at your zits, and by no means go to Victoria’s Secret if you really feel fats. You’re welcome ladies.
* Anti-Attractive Lady. An insulting 74 individuals searched this to search out my weblog. That shiz hurts. It’s true…nevertheless it hurts nonetheless. I’d say “Yo mama.” however I’m positive your mom is gorgeous and I’d hate to harm her emotions. Additionally, apologize to her for the “pitiful” remark above, I really feel horrible about it.
* Greatest solution to inform your pal that you’re their boyfriends lover. I’m like, whoa. That was an incredibly lengthy and detailed search. If I had a boyfriend, I’d be very frightened proper now that this was directed at me personally. However,because it’s not, and because you requested, I’ll reply. There isn’t a finest approach. She might be pissed. And rightfully so. Additionally, she may minimize a ho- it’s your decision a medical crew standing by.
*Is it bizarre to have a crush on Alan Alda from M*A*S*H? No. No, it’s not. There is no such thing as a different celeb extra deserving of a crush than Alan Alda. I’ve a deep and timeless love for him. You’re welcome to proceed crushing on him however bear in mind, I bought first dibs after his spouse. And very similar to the betrayed woman within the above search time period, I’ll minimize a ho. Though, I’m very pleasantly shocked that 9 of you searched this. Or 3 of you 3 occasions. Or it may need been simply me 9 occasions….I don’t bear in mind. Cease accusing me.
*Knighting ceremony. Is that this the internets approach of telling me I’m about to be knighted??! I’m so honored! I can’t wait to pick my fascinator. Or wait…do I get to put on armor and wield a sword Joan of Arc fashion? As a result of I’d personal the hell out of a sword. Additionally, fits of armor actually deliver out my eyes.
Y’all be loopy however I like your guts. Effectively performed. Very effectively performed.
I fully stalk my weblog stats. Everyone knows this. Some may think about it an issue however I feel all of you bloggers perceive my tendency in direction of stat stalking. One in every of my favourite factor to see is what phrases are being searched on Google that led individuals to my weblog. Currently, it’s been past superior. Let me share just a few of my favorites….
We’re closely flirting, she likes me. – Okay- I don’t perceive why somebody would put this right into a search engine. Are they uncertain of what to do subsequent? Or do they simply need the world to know that they’re very profitable flirters? I guess it’s simply bragging. Like, “hey Google, guess you may’t flirt in addition to I can. This woman completely digs my chili and needs to make-out with me. Has that ever occurred to you Google?” after which Google is like, “C’mon man. You realize I’m only a search engine, it’s actually not cool to maintain shoving what I can’t do in my face.” after which Google will create some kind of utility that permits it to flirt with ladies and can in all probability make like a billion {dollars} on it. Who’s the winner in that case Mr. Braggy?
Is he eye flirting?- No. He simply has pink eye. Which is a type of chlamydia. That man you want has eye chlamydia. It’s time to check out your life. Or perhaps he’s eye flirting. I’ve to be trustworthy and say I’m unsure what meaning really- is it like winking? As a result of if he simply retains winking at you then he may need tourette syndrome. If it’s tourettes you must date him, if it’s eye chlamydia go forward and date him however wash your arms loads.
My pal’s boyfriend is a douche.- He for positive is. I do know. All of us have mates who’ve douche baggage for boyfriends. I even wrote a weblog about learn how to inform your folks that their boyfriends are douche baggage. Right here is one other thought though- ship an nameless postcard to the douche bag that claims “Hey, you’re a douche bag.” as a result of perhaps he doesn’t know after which he might be actually glad somebody pointed it out and switch into an superior boyfriend to your pal. Or perhaps he’ll proceed the douchebaggery however not less than you instructed him. I don’t know. I simply suppose mailing issues is enjoyable.
Is my boyfriend a douche?- If you’re asking Google then the reply is sure. Sure he’s. He’s DEFINITELY a douche bag. If he wasn’t a douche bag you wouldn’t be looking for recommendation from a search engine. I’m sorry. It’s brutal however true. You’ve fallen beneath the douchey spell of a class-A douche bag. Google can’t enable you to. However I can. That’s why Google despatched you to me. They knew I’d be simply what you wanted. Additionally, they know I exploit the phrase “douche bag” rather a lot.
inform a pal we hate her boyfriend.- I really feel like I already answered this query….
Douche baggage.- This makes me actually proud. Thanks you guys.
My finest mates boyfriend is a douche.- Am I repeating the identical day again and again? As a result of I may swear I already answered this one…..
Your boyfriends a douche.- Yeah he’s. And now Google is aware of it too. That can present him.
discover out in case your boyfriends a douche. – He’s. If you’re typing these phrases in Google then that man is a DOUCHE BAG. Belief me. There is no such thing as a “discovering out” , you already know he’s. Belief your self (however principally simply belief me).
Hugs and emotional well being.- Care Bears!! Though I’m unsure my weblog is admittedly the place to go for emotional well being. Emotional disturbance, emotional psychosis, even emotional masochism, however not well being. Sorry.
Why do I get hugs and really feel prefer it’s by no means sufficient? As a result of you’re a sociopath and might’t really feel human emotion. OR- as a result of you may by no means have too many hugs. It’s a type of causes.
Cute digital hugs.- Care Bears!! I’m sending you all digital hugs proper now- and they’re actually cute ones too.
So the theme for my weblog is seemingly “douche baggage”, “hugs” and ” flirting” . I’m fairly pleased with that. And I’ve all of you to thank for it! So thanks, thanks for making my weblog the definitive voice on douche baggage, hugs, and flirting. My life is unquestionably headed in the best course. HEART.
I’ve been contemplating getting a Twitter account. Often I resist issues like Twitter as a result of I don’t like to leap on bandwagons and I’m undoubtedly proof against the concept that everybody desires to listen to my 140 character ideas each 10 minutes as a result of I don’t need to hear theirs. In order that’s my first thought. My second thought is that I’m an enormous fats hypocrite as a result of I counsel the shoppers at my firm to reap the benefits of social media (Twitter, Fb, MySpace, and so forth.) to market and promote no matter it’s they should market and promote. Often, I dodge my very own hypocrisy by saying that I don’t have something to advertise business-wise and would due to this fact solely be utilizing these websites to market myself and that’s simply egotistical. Often that suffices, however now (or somewhat since November) I’ve had this weblog that I’m changing into an increasing number of pleased with as a result of, effectively, I feel I’m somewhat intelligent, and I would love extra individuals to learn it and provides me suggestions even when it’s not good (please please please let or not it’s good….) and although I’ve written loads of blogs they’ve at all times been for shoppers or my firm and this one is simply mine and no person tells me what I can and might’t write about and it simply means extra. So we’re proper again to getting a Twitter account, which, if I haven’t been deceptive my shoppers, ought to generate extra site visitors to this weblog. Silly hypocrisy wanting me within the face.
So, I assume the query is, do I forsake my earlier “I don’t Twitter as a result of I’m not ridiculous” perspective and get an account so perhaps greater than 25 individuals will learn this weblog? Or do I persist with my condescending methods and simply await the natural search site visitors to start out pouring in? (As a result of I’m positive individuals search issues like “St. Valentine the Elusive” and “Are We Nonetheless Mates If I’m Not on Fb” and the “The Chewing Gum Terror” on Google) Fairly the dilemma as I’m very connected to my “I’m not ridiculous perspective”.
I imply is Twitter value it? Social Media says sure. Social Media Outlined says no. I hate it once they combat. Additionally, I hate it once I ask a query and there are like 7 totally different solutions. And by 7 I imply there are 2. Both sure or no, however I’ve help for each of these solutions and now my head hurts excited about it. Thanks loads Twitter. Thanks for not being both clearly value it or clearly not, and thanks for making me really feel like a hypocrite with a headache. I’m going to categorize this publish beneath struggles- admittedly this can be a small wrestle nevertheless it’s my weblog and I’ll do what I would like. So there.
Additionally I nonetheless don’t know what I’m going to do about Twitter.
I do know I’m consuming Mexican meals tonight and I do know that my Mother is now studying this weblog (and doubtless questioning my sanity), so there are two wins I’ve immediately. Effectively performed , effectively performed.