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Often I’ll get emails asking for my assist. I’m not all the time certain that actual individuals are sending these. I’ve a robust suspicion that it’s aliens simply making an attempt to distract me from my fixed alien invasion vigilance, and if that’s the case then very properly performed aliens as a result of I’m completely distracted.
Final week, I acquired this e-mail.
“Lady, ought to I unfollow my ex on Twitter?”
I’m not completely certain that I’m certified to reply this, and even why somebody would flip to me for any recommendation that doesn’t contain alien invasion preparation or imaginary dialog starters, however I’m by no means wanting opinions on something so I’ll oblige this alien individual with a solution. As a result of I’m good like that. And useful. And beneficiant. And I’ve a glowing character.
Sure. Sure, you must unfollow your ex on Twitter. At all times. If Katy Perry and Russell Model can’t proceed following one another on Twitter after their divorce, what hope do the remainder of us have? Unfollow instantly.
You’re welcome possible alien, I simply solved your downside in like 10 seconds. Now I can get again to getting ready Earth’s protection within the case of alien invasion.
Final evening one thing very sudden occurred to me. I had a second of maturity.
Take a second to let that sink in.
I do know, I do know. I can hardly imagine it myself, nevertheless it’s true. I acquired all mature up in right here. The craziest half is that this dizzying spell of maturity was introduced on by Twitter. Somebody tweeted one thing that I believed was grossly unfair and personally insulting to me however earlier than I hit them again good with my normal “Your Mom” I had a mature thought that went a bit of one thing like this….
“, this individual is a stranger to you. They don’t know you and also you don’t know them. What they stated was ridiculous and impolite however within the grand scheme of your completely superior life, does it matter? Will it change your world in any approach? Is there any sort of profit to responding to this remark? How about you simply pour your self a pleasant glass of wine and write a weblog about how mature you are- doesn’t that sound good?”
So right here I’m, ingesting a glass of wine and running a blog about how mature I’m. Wait. Is running a blog about your maturity truly an immature factor to do? Balls. I believe I simply created a wormhole.
There’s a fully superior Twitter account that I comply with referred to as @RealTimeWWII, which stay tweets WWII because it occurred day-to-day from 1940-1945. I’m a large historical past nerd and am completely infatuated with this twitter account. If y’all are on the Twitter, I recommend you comply with it. You wanted to learn about @RealTimeWWII as a result of it’s superior but additionally as a result of it’s related to the story I must let you know.
This can be a cautionary story. You’d be clever to study from it.
The opposite day, I used to be skimming shortly by my Twitter feed and seen this tweet: : “USA protesting British warships detaining its cruise liners at Gibraltar; UK insists it’s essential to implement blockade on Germany“. These are my paraphrased ideas after studying it.
Oh no. Oh no. That is actually dangerous. When did the UK put a blockade on Germany? How did I miss this? What may have led as much as this? I don’t recall studying something within the information about it and I learn BBC information, certainly they might have included one thing a few UK blockade on Germany within the information. I simply don’t perceive how I missed one thing so main. That is actually, actually dangerous. It’s like WWII yet again. Oh……oh wait. What Twitter account am I taking a look at? Oh. Oh I see. It *is* WWII. Whew. That’s a aid. Okay coronary heart, you may cease racing now. Crises averted. Or, you understand, crises handed as a result of it was all properly over earlier than I used to be even born. Sheesh. I really want to pay higher consideration to what I’m studying on this factor.
Y’all. I actually began having a panic assault based mostly on one thing that occurred in 1939 as a result of I believed it was taking place now. It actually makes you consider how we’re all simply driving like bats out of hell by life and possibly it will be higher if we simply slowed down each from time to time and paid higher consideration to what we’re studying on Twitter.
Typically, I actually hate social media. Typically, I actually like it. Right now although, I principally hate it and the predicaments it places us into. I lengthy for a less complicated time when it was straightforward to cease being somebody’s good friend. You simply ignored their calls and texts. Achieved. It was swell. However now, on prime of ignoring their calls and texts, it’s important to unfollow or defriend them. And for some purpose *that* makes you appear/really feel so much worse. There’s something so aggressive and hostile about unfollowing or defriending somebody. Why is that? Why does it appear worse to unfollow somebody than it does to disregard them/discuss mad shiz behind their again??
As a result of social media has fully warped our mind-set. Say you’ve a “good friend” on Fb you haven’t spoken to in 10 years. Not a wall message, not a poke, no communication in any way. So, you resolve to un-friend them. Now, rapidly you’re a jerk. You’ve immediately grow to be an evil troll who doesn’t should have associates to unfriend within the first place. Briefly, individuals get pissed. There’s something so inherently hostile about unfriending or unfollowing somebody that folks are likely to react extraordinarily. That’s, in the event that they even discover. There may be all the time an opportunity they gained’t discover. However they all the time discover. There may be even a Twitter app that can let you know who has unfollowed you that week. Solution to be a narc Twitter. That’s not cool. And as soon as they know, you grow to be a social media pariah. However what’s the purpose of social media when you don’t even just like the individuals you comply with or are associates with on Fb. Why have interaction in any respect if it’s simply going add pointless drama to your life? If social media is about connecting with individuals you want or would possibly like, then why is it so unacceptable to unfollow or defriend individuals you don’t or gained’t like? Why do I really feel worse about unfollowing somebody then I do for not speaking to them anymore? What’s the large deal? Does social media rule our lives? What’s all of it about????
Do you unfriend or unfollow?
So many questions……my mind hurts.
, I actually satisfaction myself on utilizing right grammar. Positive, I make errors and I’m certain you may discover about 1,000 on this weblog (as a facet observe, please don’t do this, it makes you a douche-bag). So, once I don’t know the proper utilization or pluralization of a phrase, I look it up. I’m telling you this as a result of you could know that about me for 2 causes.
1. It’s essential that we get to know one another higher.
2. It’ll give some perspective to this put up.
So, I’m on Twitter the opposite day and I see this:
I believed it was fairly intelligent, which is to be anticipated, and I needed to reply with an equally intelligent reply. As a result of, and I’m not completely certain about this, however I believe I would like Seth Myers to like me. Or on the very least assume I’m hysterical, which to me, is principally the identical factor. I needed my reply to say “Hey! I’m a cute woman with a killer humorousness. We must always seize dinner someday and I’ll allure your pants off (actually) with my humor.” Or, you understand, one thing like that.
However, earlier than I may formally reply, I needed to Google this: “What’s the plural of penis?”
True story.
You see, I’ve all the time referred to a number of penises as “peni”, and although I’ve some imprecise reminiscence of making that phrase as a result of I believed it was humorous, I’ve used it as if I learnt it in intercourse schooling on the day after they talked about the best way to seek advice from genitalia within the plural. And might I simply say, I believe we must always have in all probability spent extra time on that lesson and fewer time on herpes. No offense to herpes however there are solely so many mouth and junk sores I can take a look at in a day. As a facet observe, “junk” refers to genitalia and I truly did study that phrase in class however not in an official class. Anyway, I Googled the plural of penis and it seems it was penises and never peni. Personally, I believe peni sounds funnier however, who am I to evaluate the English language? Now at any time when I begin to sort any phrase that begins with “P” Google suggests some fairly racy stuff. It’s getting a bit of bit inappropriate Google, I needed to seek out “pizza locations” not “porn palaces”. Get it collectively.
Anyway, my reply tweet to Seth Myers was this:
It was a catastrophe. I used to be clearly too aggressive with the capital letters. As a substitute of being cute and sarcastic my tweet got here off all yelly and stuck-up. Alas, no dinner invitation was prolonged and actually, I can’t blame the poor man. My tweet successfully punched him within the junk after which laughed at him when he cried in ache. Though, I’ve to say, I laughed hysterically at my very own tweet for like, 2 minutes. No less than I believe I’m hilarious. This might in all probability be a Flirtation Failure put up, no?
I obtained a spam remark yesterday. And such a spam remark, I’ve by no means seen. It was a spam touch upon any suggestions I may need to keep away from spam feedback. Spam to keep away from spam!? BOOM. My mind simply exploded.
After which, as a result of I hadn’t performed it shortly, I made a decision to have a look-see at what search phrases have lately pushed visitors to this my most beloved and trusty weblog. And you understand, what? My head exploded once more. BOOM. It was like brains and creativeness and curse phrases in all places. Gross however stunning. Earlier than you proceed studying, go to a protected and simply washable place- you need to make the mind matter clean-up as painless as potential.
Ravenous jokes- You individuals are sick. I distinctly bear in mind writing a weblog about how ravenous jokes cross a line. Take your rubbish elsewhere
Neck brace- Do you want one? Are you harm? As magical as my weblog could seem, it will probably’t heal you. Please search medical consideration instantly.
Is the time period spinster okay to make use of?- Ummm, sure. I’ve been over this. You might imply it as an insult however traditionally talking, it’s a praise. Except you’re calling me one after which it’s like “Yo mama a spinster.” and so forth.
Must learn about Donald Duck- Why? Possibly he doesn’t need you to know him. Possibly he’d like a bit of peace and quiet for a change. Again off his jock y’all.
This weblog might be written by a feminine 15-17- No, it’s not. Sucka! I’m 26 however I write like a youngster. Jealous? Oh wait…I need to seem like a youngster not write like one. Balls.
You suck at flirting- You suck as flirting! Judgy McJudgester. Take your insults elsewhere, regardless of how “true” they could be.
Birds that imply death- There are bids that imply demise??! Look to the skies! Flying demise! Save the youngsters! Oh the horror! Which fowl means demise? Which fowl??????
I’m a trendsetter- No, you’re immodest. I’m a trendsetter.
Do you have to assist your girlfriends crush stalk her?- I’m actually confused on the dynamics right here. You will have a girlfriend, she has a crush (that isn’t you), however you need to assist that man stalk her?? Nonetheless confused. Look, if you need my assist, I’m going to want two issues.
1. A greater rationalization.
2. A goat or different sort of barnyard animal as cost. Really, I desire a sheep. Make it a sheep.
Why am I so afraid of aliens?- As a result of they’re TERRIFYING. You must take satisfaction in the truth that you’re clever sufficient to worry what ought to be feared. Fortunately for you, I’ve an excellent technique for survival within the case of an alien assault. It includes giant quantities of water, napalm, samurai swords, any sort of swords actually, daggars, and care-bear songs. I can’t give all of it away however attempt to make your technique to me within the case of an alien invasion and I’ll give you my safety. You gained’t be sorry. (You’ll in all probability be sorry.)
Bare woman with hat hugging two bears within the forest- This appears harmful. I believe you’ve misinterpreted what you’re seeing. You question ought to have learn “All woman’s garments besides hat shredded as she is mauled by bears within the forest.”
Is a lady flirting if she doesn’t discuss to me- Nope. I’m fairly certain flirting includes speech. I imply, I’m no knowledgeable, clearly, nevertheless it looks like there ought to be communication of some type concerned. Is she winking and “making eyes” at you? That could be flirting. Is she ignoring your very existence? Most likely not flirting. No less than, she isn’t flirting properly. Wait, are we speaking about me? Am I the woman who wasn’t speaking to you? As a result of then, I in all probability was flirting.
Opposite to later- Opposite to later could be….now. You’re a very clever individual. I’m going to make use of this line when you don’t thoughts. “Hey GotC! Wish to seize some lunch?” “Why sure I might! I want to seize some lunch opposite to later.”
Are you able to see my thong- My weblog isn’t a magic mirror. I can’t reply that query. Though, how superb would it not be if my weblog have been a magic mirror??
Are you Jamaican? Since you- ja-makin me loopy.- Oh you.
I’ll seem like an ewok.- I can’t consider any purpose why this time period introduced anybody to my weblog, nevertheless, I welcome you with open arms. Though, I don’t know what an ewok is or appears to be like like. However, you can see protected haven right here Sir Ewok.
Extra endorphins much less battle.- Certainly. If the leaders of the world learn this weblog, all could be saved.
BOOM. Have enjoyable cleansing up all of the brains.
As a result of I’m a blogger who completely stalks their stats, I’ve been perusing the search phrases individuals have used to seek out this weblog up to now few weeks. I do know I’ve blogged about this earlier than nevertheless it by no means fails to disappoint me. I do know that it’s my fault these phrases lead individuals to my weblog however….nonetheless……a few of these are type of bizarre
“Made you look.” Umm….no you didn’t. Additionally, what? When did I say that? And, who’s Googling that? This one has extra questions than solutions.
“Dinosaur scaring somebody ” Uh, yeah, they scare individuals on a regular basis. They’re scary. After I considered this for some time I acquired a bit of scared that somebody had a youtube video of me cowering and crying whereas watching Jurassic Park. Fortunately, I used to be mistaken.
“Strolling into workplace.” Sure, I do this Monday-Friday. All the identical, how do you find yourself on this weblog with that search time period? Except you imply like strolling into the wall of the workplace and hitting your face. However that didn’t occur to me. Actually.
“ inform in case your good friend is being a douche.” They’re being a douche. Don’t waste your time Googling for a solution. Additionally, I’ve by no means as soon as written a put up about my associates being douchey. Solely their boyfriends.
“Scroll noticed sample woman identify” Contact a health care provider instantly since you are having a stroke. Or maybe you’re having a really weird acid journey. Both approach, a health care provider is what’s referred to as for. I’m only a blogger, I can’t provide help to with critical medical points akin to these.
“Fall down.” You fall down. I’m not falling down. Oops, I simply fell down. Touche.
“Man at Starbucks at the moment Texas.” He’s cute proper? You must stalk him.
“Can a person use a ladies’s restroom?” No, no he can’t. That’s my last phrase on the matter.
“I crave hugs.” Me too! However solely in the best way Care Bears crave hugs- not within the pathetic approach. I’m certain you aren’t pathetic both. Neither of us is pathetic. There, that’s settled.
“Stopping awkward moments.” The one approach I forestall them is by residing them after which telling you the cautionary tales. You’re welcome.
“Hugs treatment.” Sure, they do. Sadly for me, nobody would hug me once I had the plague so I needed to resort to antibiotics.
“What’s on my closet eats my garments?” Duh. It’s a monster. Or a ghost. Or like moths. Oh! It’s in all probability undoubtedly, one million moth ghosts. You must see a magical knowledgeable about that. I can solely provide help to determine the issue, they might help you remedy it.
“Ghosts and elevators.” I’m glad another person sees the connection. Welcome good friend.
“Sass your pants off.” Oh sure I’ll. You’ve been warned.
“Is is a praise to be referred to as cool?” In case you don’t know then you definitely in all probability aren’t cool. It’s okay, you’re amongst associates right here.
“What to do calculator is Dad say possibly to do one thing and Mother say no.” I’m not a calculator so I in all probability can’t provide help to. Additionally, I don’t assume a calculator might help you. Consulting your Ouija board could be a greater choice as a result of ghosts know numerous stuff. Additionally, you could be having a stroke or a nasty acid journey. Ask you Ouija board when you ought to name a health care provider.
“Make a automobile out of letters.” Boy, would I wish to see that. You’ve acquired the best thought good friend. I hope you weren’t disillusioned that that search time period lead you to this weblog the place I’ve by no means ever talked about making a automobile out of letters.
“Marvel lady.” I get that so much. I imply, when you take into account so much to imply by no means. Which I do. As a result of I’m opposite. Therefore the weblog.
I don’t know why a few of these phrases lead you right here. It makes completely no sense to me- which might be why I prefer it a lot. I suppose all of us must belief the nice and mighty Google (which is de facto only a man behind a curtain with a bunch of smoke, code, and sound machines- true story).
Get it? It was a play on the saying “phrase to your Mom”. I realized that phrase from Vanilla Ice though I’m fairly certain he didn’t give you it.
I digress. This put up is about Wordle. As a result of I like it. And it reveals stuff to you, like a fortune teller, besides it isn’t something like a fortune teller. I exploit it for work fairly a bit and for inspiration in writing on a regular basis. I really like Wordle. You must too. As a result of I stated so. Additionally, as a result of it’s good.
I took all my hottest posts and copied and pasted them into the magic Wordle machine and that is what it revealed to me:
In accordance with Wordle, I speak about my Grammy so much. And Wordle is right, as a result of there’s a Grammy put up coming this week because it so occurs.
In accordance with Wordle, I say “like” so much. Touche, Wordle. Proper once more.
In accordance with Wordle, I ask the query “actually?” so much. Actually?
In accordance with Wordle, I discuss fairly a bit about individuals. I do certainly and I’m glad to see that Wordle acknowledges my selfless want to assist individuals and shield them from awkward moments, flirtation failures, and males in ladies’s restrooms. Clearly, I’m virtually a residing saint who makes use of the ability of the interweb to unfold her message of hope and sage recommendation. I by no means realized how good of an individual I used to be till Wordle instructed me. I imply, I’m fairly certain that’s what it’s making an attempt to say. Thanks Wordle.
In accordance with Wordle I’m solely reasonably involved with all issues “awkward”. You’ll have gotten this one mistaken Wordle as a result of I’m virtually completely consumed with awkward issues. My life is sort of a strolling tour of awkward-ville. True story.
In accordance with Wordle, I speak about Mondays fairly a bit. I hate Mondays. Except they’re holidays, during which case, they’re wonderful. I believe Wordle is making an attempt to inform me to provide Mondays an opportunity, and in addition, cease speaking about them as a result of individuals are getting actual sick of listening to about it. I admire Wordle’s honesty.
I’m shocked to not see the phrase “douche bag” on this. However then once more, I didn’t use all my posts to create this, simply my hottest ones. I can deduce from this that folks don’t need to hear about douche-bags. Too dangerous guys, as a result of I discover douche luggage too amusing to not write about them.
I really like Wordle, I believe it’s good, and amusing, and fully diverting. There are many fonts and layouts and colours to select from and I may actually spend all day on Wordle. Phrase clouds are enjoyable. Critically. I’ve discovered Wordle to be an absolute gem in relation to serving to me get impressed by my writing. After I’ve written fairly a bit, I simply copy and paste it into Wordle and see what phrases I’m utilizing most. It actually helps goal my writing and has but to fail in giving me a bit of increase in writing power. You too can enter in any web site or weblog that has an RSS feed and it’ll create a stunning little image of your phrases (though I believe it solely does the primary web page of your weblog as a result of once I did this “zombies” and “sweet” have been by far my largest words- which is superior however not completely correct when you take the entire weblog into consideration so I actually assume it simply does the primary web page.) I encourage you, nay, I demand that you simply all Wordle proper now!!! I actually assume you’ll prefer it, particularly when you’re a author or blogger or each. Or only a one that likes fairly colours.
Right now’s Lesson: You must Wordle. Your Mom ought to Wordle. Finish of story.
Twitter has opinions on my love life. Very sturdy opinions. I had no thought Twitter was so invested in my love life. Oh, however it’s. It’s very invested. So invested, that it has taken to suggesting that I comply with romance novelists solely. I imply, I used to get solutions for random celebrities and information organizations however now it’s with out exception romance novelists. Does Twitter actually assume that is going to assist me? Apparently, it does.
Additionally, who do you assume you’re Twitter?! Getting all up in my enterprise like that. You assume you, who’s nothing greater than code and good advertising, can inform me what’s lacking in my life? Positive, I’m not flirt. Positive, it’s been some time since I’ve had a relationship. Positive, I’m not very suave or charming in relation to romance. Positive, I’ve a tough time talking in entrance of engaging guys. Positive……oh, I see your level. Properly performed.
Okay, okay. I may use some assist. You’ve gained the argument there, however romance novels? I’ve a really laborious time seeing how that’s going to assist in any respect. I’ve all the time had a distaste for these kinds of books. I discover them to be unrealistic and the feminine characters weak. However, I haven’t learn all that many so I may very well be mistaken. Apart from the unrealistic half. I’m fairly certain that these books are throughout the board extraordinarily unrealistic. And unrealistic is the alternative of what I want. I already stay an excessive amount of in my creativeness. I don’t want the rest in my life that pulls me from actuality. Belief me, I’ve acquired that yet another than lined. What I want, I believe is one thing life like. One thing substantial. One thing that offers me a lightbulb second and abruptly makes flirting and romance simpler. However, that appears fairly unrealistic in itself. Hmmm. Even my life like needs are unrealistic. Alas.
What I’m making an attempt to say, Twitter, is that this: please cease it with all of the romance solutions. Sure, you’re right in assessing that I’m missing in that specific space of life, however your solutions aren’t serving to. In reality, they’re simply form of foolish. And certain, possibly I’ll come again to this in about 15 years once I’m actually getting determined however for now, please simply return to random celebrities as solutions. I actually do admire your concern however I believe that is one thing I’ve to determine for myself- with out the “assist” of romance novels. Okay?
Additionally, may I not less than get greater than 140 characters on my birthday? Like, as a present? Simply thought I might ask.
I’m a Folks! Not a Commodity! (He stated in protest)
I actually needed to make the title of this put up “I’m a individuals. Not a commodity.” as a result of I believe that sounds funnier however then I remembered this put up in all probability gained’t be all that humorous. You will have been warned. is being critical at the moment. For actual.
Have you ever ever identified somebody who looks like they’re all the time making an attempt to promote themselves to you? They’re all the time speaking about how clever, or shrewd, or intelligent, or clever, or sturdy, or enterprise savvy, or powerful, or….tall they’re? Possibly you’ve mistaken it for ego. Possibly it’s an uncontrolled ego. However it’s also one thing else, they need you to be offered on them. They’ve some form of determined want for validation that they are surely all of the issues they inform everybody who will pay attention that they’re. They acquire admirers like feathers of their cap. They take nice pleasure in telling individuals who they know or who speaks extremely of them. They need titles alongside their identify (even when these titles imply nothing to anybody else). They need to drive costly automobiles that don’t fairly match their life-style. They relish in telling individuals the place they stay in order to see the look (actual or imagined) of jealousy. You in all probability work with a number of of those individuals. They go by many names, the one-upper, the egomaniac, the douche-canoe, the software, or just and fewer imaginatively- the jackass. I’m aggravated by these individuals. I’ve little tolerance for his or her self-centered diatribes. Sadly, there all the time appears to be a state of affairs the place I’ve to tolerate them, I’ve to fain cordiality or not less than show a scarcity of hostility. C’est la vie, I suppose.
I believe what bothers me probably the most is the notion of promoting oneself. It is without doubt one of the issues that makes me so uncomfortable about Fb, Twitter, and MySpace. Sure, many individuals solely use social media to attach with associates or others with related pursuits nevertheless it appears to me, not less than these days, that many extra individuals are utilizing social media to promote themselves. This shouldn’t be stunning contemplating the financial local weather. Folks must put their face’s and resumes on the market to safe employment and that’s shortly turning into social media’s bread and butter. However there’s a distinction between promoting what you are able to do and promoting who you’re. I take subject with promoting you you are- it’s like character prostitution. You take a look at some individuals’s twitter accounts (and I’m pondering of somebody particular right here however I’m certain it applies elsewhere) and their background is an image of themselves and their icon is an image of themselves they usually have posted heaps and plenty of photos of themselves- not with different individuals, simply them. They’ve hundreds and hundreds of followers-do they actually know all of those individuals? You’ll be able to’t be certain however my guess could be no. Each put up is about one thing nice they did that day like “Made an enormous sale and generated a 12 months’s value of income for my firm on my own.” or “Made an enormous donation to Breast Most cancers Analysis at the moment.” (don’t even get me began on the false altruism of statements like that….) I like social media, in actual fact, I actually like social media. I believe it is rather helpful within the advertising of merchandise. Emphasis on merchandise. Merchandise not individuals. I’ll fortunately market one thing I’m engaged on (be it a novel, web site, or weblog) however I can’t market myself. What I can do, certain. However not, completely not, who I’m.
The worst half is when these “commodity individuals” as I wish to seek advice from them attempt to give me recommendation on how I ought to promote myself. “Get on Fb. Get on Twitter. Replace your photos. Promote, promote promote!” No thanks. I don’t must be appreciated. If we meet and you want me then nice we are able to get to know one another over time. In case you meet me and don’t like me, that’s completely okay, have an important life. I’m an individual, not a commodity. You’ll be able to’t purchase who I’m and I gained’t attempt to promote it to you. I’m simply befuddled at this perspective of desperation. Is it insecurity? I don’t know. Normally I’ve a fairly sturdy instinct about individuals and why they act the best way they do. On this case, I can spot a “commodity individuals” from a mile away- however I do not know why they’re that approach. Is it the emphasis on competitors that’s so rampant in our society? Is it a pure urge to dominate- like a pure choice factor? I don’t know. All I do know is that all the idea of promoting myself- the essence of me- is repellent. And I don’t assume that “commodity individuals” notice that by always informing everybody about their “greatness” they’re invalidating any greatness they could actually have. I additionally assume that I’m type of alone in feeling this manner. “Promote Your self” is all around the web and websites that comprise strategies of doing so are extremely common. Everybody desires to promote themselves. Besides me. And I really feel like Charlton Heston yelling “Soylent Inexperienced is individuals!!!”

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