I’ve a idea on life. It’s actually good. It’s known as the Dory idea. It goes a bit of one thing like this- “simply hold swimming, simply hold swimming, simply hold swimming…”
If you happen to didn’t get the Discovering Nemo reference then I don’t know why you might be studying my weblog. You in all probability don’t belong right here in the event you haven’t seen that film. Or possibly you do. Perhaps you want my weblog for that very purpose. Who’s to say? Go forward and hold studying.
In life, you simply should hold swimming. If you happen to cease swimming you’ll die, like sharks. I don’t understand how you you are feeling about it however I believe dying like a shark might be within the high 10 of worst methods to die. I imply, they will breathe below water they usually nonetheless drown- after which they only float there after which killer whales eat them after which killer whales poop them out after which fish eat the killer whale shark poop after which these fish poop out the shark poop and plankton eat the shark fish poop. Dreadful. And unhappy. Poor sharks. I’m sorry to get so graphic however I actually needed to emphasise how essential it’s to maintain swimming.
Perhaps, if you’re a mermaid this doesn’t appear to be such a tough factor to do. Touche mermaid- you might have a degree. For these of us who aren’t mermaids (and I’m simply guessing right here however I believe nearly all of us aren’t mermaids) now we have a more durable time of it. I believe what makes it so laborious is that it doesn’t contain precise swimming- I imply it might in the event you have been like shipwrecked and in the course of the ocean since you would positively have to be actually swimming in that scenario- however what I imply actually is to maintain going. Preserve dwelling even when it appears unattainable and you might be overwhelmed by all the things. I suppose my motto might be “simply hold dwelling” however that sounds lame and isn’t metaphorical and doesn’t have a music related to it.
And generally issues are actually terrible and also you simply need to keep in mattress all day watching actuality TV (which, let’s be trustworthy makes all the things worse) and consuming ice cream. However you’ll be able to’t do this. I imply positive, possibly if it’s like a weekend then it could be okay however on Monday you simply have to start out swimming once more. Why? I don’t know as a result of that’s life. As a result of I stated so? Perhaps. Not satisfied? Yeah, I’m doing a reasonably dangerous job of explaining it.
What I imply is that in the event you hold swimming- hold dwelling as greatest you can- then issues will get higher. I promise (in a non-binding form of manner). That isn’t to say nothing dangerous will occur, I do know dangerous issues occur on a regular basis and generally they occur to me however I simply sing the simply hold swimming music to myself and keep on. As a result of on the very least, when issues suck, you a minimum of get a music out of it. The truth is, possibly I ought to change my motto to “simply sing a music.” That works too.
Okay- so to recap, you must simply hold swimming and sing songs. This can be the perfect life motto ever. And I’m giving it to you at no cost. Which I believe makes me certified for sainthood once I die.
Saint .
Actually that is Saint Dympna. Patron saint of the mentally ailing, incest victims, and runaways. I could go to hell for this.
