It actually unsettles me after I stroll by a squirrel and it doesn’t run away. All different squirrels run away. What makes this squirrel completely different? Is it planning one thing? Why isn’t it afraid of me? Ought to I be afraid of it? Is it sick with bubonic plague and in consequence misplaced its need for self-preservation? What’s that squirrel’s deal? Squirrels ought to be squirrely. Be extra squirrely squirrel, you’re freaking me out.