According to the spam comment I received yesterday, I am an EXPERT on female viagra y’all. So, at least I will always have that going for me. This comment came as quite the surprise to me because I have never even studied female viagra. Apparently this knowledge just manifested in my noggin and bing-bam-boom I’m an expert at something, and not just something, female viagra. Which is really freaking impressive when you consider the fact that female viagra doesn’t exist (unless you count wine slushie, which I can’t argue with) but for all intents and purposes female viagra doesn’t really exist exist, except, apparently, in my mind. It’s like my brain holds the key to the universe.
Thank you, all-knowing spammer, for causing me to realize the potential my mind. You did me a real kindness. Also, it’s probably going to make a cagillion dollars. At least, it would make me a cagillion dollars if I could stop making jokes about it….which I probably won’t.
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