Ok. I can handle this. I am an adult human woman and I refuse to cower in fear. These animals are extinct. They can not hurt me. I am bigger than this fear.
Trained raptors?! What will Hollywood think of next?
These idiots never learn, their hubris is their destruction. Huh. That was deep. Good for me.
Why can’t they find it?! How is it hiding? IT IS SMARTER THAN PEOPLE OH MY GOODNESS I CAN NOT HANDLE THIS.
RUN. RUN AWAY. NEVER STOP RUNNING.
This freaking thing is killing for sport! It’s an unstoppable animal serial killer. It’s Jack the Ripper-osaurus.
I want to go home. I don’t want to be here anymore. Overcoming my fears is stupid. This is a fear I need to retain because it will keep me alive when this shit goes down for real.
THE RAPTORS HAVE A NEW ALPHA THEY HAVE TURNED ON YOU RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. No. No. Nope.
Holy guacamole, even raptors trust Chris Pratt. That guy is the actual best.
Raptors and TRex teaming up! If I wasn’t terrified by that notion I would be thrilled.
Whew. Over. I made it through to the end and only closed my eyes for like 47% of the movie. I deserve ice cream.