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After I used to be in Las Vegas a pair weeks up to now, I heard loads of uncommon points. Its type of Vegas’ deal. Nonetheless the the simplest and most hilarious issue I heard your whole time was this: “I get that I’m an asshole nevertheless on the very least I’m not a douche bag.”

I’m undecided what the hierarchy is on that, I suggest, I typically cost asshole as worse than douche bag, nevertheless apparently there is a dialogue out there about this. So, what are yall’s concepts? Which is worse?

I AM GOING TO MAUI TODAY.

So, be searching for headlines that study like “Ghost-like woman haunts Maui with awkwardness and makes turtles uncomfortable.”

On the flight dwelling from MO on Sunday, I witnessed some grade-A awkward flirtation and the demise of a phrase.

Man: So….are you from proper right here?

Flight Attendant: No, I’m based out of Chicago. 

Man: Cool cool. (prolonged pause) The place in Chicago?

Flight Attendant: By the airport. 

Man: Cool cool. (prolonged pause) The place are you staying proper right here? 

Flight Attendant: By the airport. 

Man: Cool cool. 

Flight Attendant: Are you proper right here for work? 

Man: Yeah, just for a few days. 

Flight Attendant: Have a nice journey. 

Man: So…..are you conscious quite a bit about points to do in Austin? 

Flight Attendant: In all probability not, we aren’t proper right here for prolonged. 

Man: Cool cool. So, you’re staying shut? 

Flight Attendant: Mmmhmmm

Man: Cool cool. I really feel I’m staying downtown. 

Flight Attendant: Oh. 

Man: Cool cool. 

So, must you’re questioning who killed the phrase “cool”, it was that man. He beat it to demise attempting to flirt with a flight attendant. RIP “Cool”.

Basically essentially the most thoughtful of Captains and I might be touring to Missouri this weekend. I’ve certainly not been and resulting from this reality, do not know what to anticipate. I suggest, I had a t-shirt in college that talked about “Put Me Out Of My Missouri” nevertheless that’s possibly not indicator of what is in retailer for me this weekend.

So, clearly, my first mission in Missouri (as a result of it’s my first mission wherever) is to find a Taco Bell and see in the event that they’ve Chili Cheese Burritos.

After which….what? I don’t know. Y’all inform me, what ought to I utterly accomplish whereas in Missouri?

NEW ORLEANS EDITION Y’ALL!!!

So, the good Captain and I spent Labor Day weekend in New Orleans with our associates, The Spinsters, Professor McGregor, and the Yeti. And it was sheer delight y’all, sheer delight. New Orleans is one amongst my very favorite cities on this planet and I nearly run there every chance I get. (By nearly run, I suggest I get inside the vehicle and drive the tempo prohibit)

FOOD

I’ve many MANY favorite areas to eat in New Orleans. MANY. Nonetheless, there are a few that I think about first.

Le Bayou. It’s on Bourbon Avenue and it has my absolute favorite mannequin of shrimp and grits ever on account of their shrimp and grits moreover has good pal inexperienced tomatoes. And I merely drooled on myself…….moreover, they’ve chipotle smoked oysters that are the stuff glad targets are produced from.

Luke. Labor Day weekend was the first time I had been proper right here nonetheless it isn’t going to be the ultimate. Their drinks are very tasty and so is the meals. ALTHOUGH- would not have a few drink sooner than your meals arrives, it will make you…uh….wobbly.  Notably a drink often known as the “Riverbend”. pal requested me to let that. Moreover, the oysters had been exceptionally current and the crab omelet exceptionally delicious.

American Sector. Similar chef (John Besh) as Luke, so clearly he is my spirit chef. This restaurant is on the WWII Museum, which you utterly MUST go to, and you then definately utterly MUST eat at American Sector. Good all of the issues. Truly. Captain Thoughtful and I’ve eaten proper right here like 10 events and certainly not had a nasty meal.

Cochon Butcher. Best sandwich of my life. OF MY LIFE. Get thee there as fast as you can.

FUN

Haunted Historic previous Ghost Excursions. They satisfying, they’re informative, they stop at Lafitte’s Bar and that you could get a grape Voodoo after which points will get superior. Moreover, all through the day, go on one amongst their cemetery excursions, they’re moreover truly very nicely achieved.

WWII Museum. Overwhelming. Extremely efficient. Educational. You’ll want to reserve a day to find, it’s a very shifting place to be and as well as make sure to focus on to various the WWII veterans who’re always there- they’ve some unimaginable tales to share.

French Quarter. It’s quite a bit larger than Bourbon Avenue. There are some great classic shops, earlier information shops, art work galleries, street distributors, primarily all forms of awesomeness.

That’s merely the tip of the favorite points iceberg y’all. Go to New Orleans.  Now. You’ll possibly uncover me and Captain Thoughtful there.

Okay, so I’m not in Cleveland correct now, nevertheless I might be in Cleveland in July and I have to know the very best place to eat there. And as well as, on account of I’m not flyer, I wish to know the very best place to get a drink to calm my nerves there post-flight.

I do know y’all gained’t let me down.

Moreover, Cleveland, you’ve been warned. There are contrarian hijinks headed your means!

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