Yesterday, in the course of the afternoon, a groundhog took up residence in my driveway. I don’t know what this implies y’all. Does it imply winter is coming? Is the groundhog a Recreation of Thrones fan? Is it going to be summer season without end? Was it some kind of environmental sit-in? Is it a superb omen or a foul omen? Ought to I feed it? Ought to I name animal management? What does it imply???!
Whereas I used to be considering all this stuff, the groundhog received up and ran throughout the road. Fare thee effectively groundhog of indeterminate omens, you’re another person’s supply of confusion now.