Registrar: You need to upload your medical records so we can verify your measles vaccination.
Me: Those records were lost in a hurricane.
Registrar: I’m sure they weren’t. There must be a digital record.
Me: Not if you were immunized in 1986.
Registrar: Oh! I…..didn’t realize you were that….old.
Me: That’s ok. I often don’t realize I’m that old.